See the problem is that I’ve trained our cat Bruce Willis to drink from the faucet while I’m going to the bathroom otherwise gross happens. We’re trying to cut down on the level of gross that our animals are allowed to partake in, as the humans who live here do so much grossness.
Since she hasn’t asked me how to post rebuttal blog posts, I can safely blame her and say that my whole existence is one flawless record. While hers is covered in feces and donkey cum.
I don’t know about you but when my brain searches for disgusting analogies cum, dead babies, and burning corpses always pop in my brain. Any amatuer psychologists wanna take a stab at that one?
In other news, I put this up on facebook and I’ve said it down here in the blog before but I really do love making this comic. I keep gladly destroying my body to draw this when I should be sleeping and eating things that aren’t cheetos. Also I don’t know if you knew this or not but sitting down for long periods of time with physical movement isn’t good for your health, especially if you’re in your 30′s with a family history of heart problems. With regards to that, the chest pains have stopped, I haven’t been fired, and I’m not dead!
EVERYTHINGS COMING UP MILHOUSE BABY!
But sincerely, if you’re reading this I want to thank you. Even if you only check once a month or every 3 months or whatever, even if you just read the comic and ignore the blog, I just appreciate you. I do tend to stress out and have massive anxiety over page views, or if things are funny, does the comic make sense, and all that stuff; but then I remember I don’t care. I just want to make comics, and so if you’re reading my comics past/present/or future I want you to know that you’re fucking awesome.
Now I know that not everyone who read the comic reads the blog and even less of you click the links (but click the Bruce Willis link for a hilarious sketch from Key & Peele on Comedy Central) but I’ve been obsessing over a UK based rapper named Scroobius Pip (http://scroobiuspip.co.uk/) whom my friend since 8th grade has told me about for the past 3 years. I finally checked him out and now I’m obsessed. While I linked his website here are two of my favorite of his videos on youtube. Check ‘em out. Or don’t. Either way be good peoples.